1. find yourself at the gas station starved of freedom, could use your children and stuff back?

—Fill out this paperwork with a phillips screwdriver.

2. are you lost a long way down the highway caught in back of your dusty throat?

—Nothing calls to us; immigrants are advised to crash courses in the vocabulary of reply.

3. Would you like to be a moving part on this fantastic modernization machine?

—Purchase fresh electricity from someone whose tenacity has undergone extensive decay.

4. Would you like drippy tattoos of gimpy images on the outside as well?

—Take in a couple fake movies of actors playing the role of your guts, eating popcorn.

5. how you like the yellow taste of Idaho, Colorado, Nevada, Illinois, Oklahoma, Alaska?

—stand on this side of the magazine, remove your identification with your fingers.