THE LEGAL AGREEMENTS SET OUT BELOW GOVERN YOUR ABILITY TO FUNCTION IN THE DAY TO DAY, IN THE METAPHYSICS OF AMIABILITY, DOCILITY AND DOGGED ENDURANCE, IN GETTING THROUGH YOUR HOURS TO THE VERY END, IN WATCHING THE DIGITAL NUMERALS CLICK OFF OR TICK OVER, UNBEKNOWNST WHILE DREAMING OF ECSTASY (‘ECSTASY”) IN SPURTS OR ABRUPT OUTBURSTS (“OUTBURSTS”).

IF YOU AGREE TO THESE TERMS, CLICK “AGREE.” IF YOU DO NOT AGREE TO THESE TERMS, DO NOT CLICK “AGREE” AND DO NOT USE THESE IDEAS, SENSIBILITIES, OR VECTOR CONCEPTS WHILE ATTEMPTING TO FUNCTION IN THE DAY TO DAY. YOU MUST FORGET THIS LANGUAGE, UNLESS YOU NEVER READ THESE TYPES OF AGREEMENTS, IN WHICH CASE, SIMPLY CLICK “AGREE.”

A. DAY TO DAY TERMS OF SALE

B. DOGGED ENDURANCE TERMS AND CONDITIONS

C. ECSTASY, OUTBURSTS TERMS AND CONDITIONS

A. You agree that you will pay and pay, pay and pay and pay. You are responsible for crimes that have occurred even if you weren’t paying attention, in your name. You are like a sucker.

Your total price will include deepening shadows, walking through long shadows, hair in your face, scowls and squints at unpleasantries of grotesque variety, daily. Any and all products accruing to this account will be charged with history, forgetting, American Alzheimer’s, vertigo and nausea. YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE TIMELY PAYMENT OF ALL FEES (INCLUDING ANY TAXES AND LATE FEES AS APPLICABLE OR ARBITRARILY IMPOSED, WHATEVER). For details, visit endlesspissinghistory.com1937 – present.

All sales and rentals of products and services and use of this language is permanent. Whether you read the details at endlesspissinghistory.com1937 – present or not. Because you get THE IDEA.

You have purchased it.

Prices for endurance, ecstasy and outbursts may change at any time, without refund, release of mental shadows or use of limbs, motility, or understanding.

A. DOGGED ENDURANCE TERMS AND CONDITIONS

We are the provider of this service, which permits you to display amiability, docility and dogged endurance in the functioning of the day to day, only under the terms and conditions we say.

REQUIREMENTS

This service is available for individuals 13 years or older and if you are but a tiny child or use a tiny child mind, you must review this Agreement with your parent or guardian to make sure that you and your parent or guardian believe in it.

Do this 5 times.

This dogged endurance service is available to you only in the United States, its territories and possessions such as Iraq, Afghanistan, Yemen, Pakistan, Panama, Colombia, etc. We may use technologies to verify your compliance.

YOUR ACCOUNT

As a registered user, you may establish an account (“MF Account”). You are solely responsible for maintaining the confidentiality and security of your MF Account, MF. We are not responsible for any MF losses arising out of ‘unauthorized’ use of your MF Account, identity, honor, shadow, or being.

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You agree to provide accurate information whenever requested by us on your usage, silhouette, parameters, layers, shadows, feelings, traces, histories, trails. You agree that we may track such information as necessary to update our records and project feasibility studies into unverified corners.

ASSOCIATION OF ASSOCIATED DEVICES IS SUBJECT TO THE FOLLOWING TERMS:

  1. You may not disconnect the irritant device from your intimacy or intellectual commonality.
  2. You may switch an Associated Device only once every 90 days, or upon death and dismemberment of the User.
  3. You may or may not locate such Associated in the breathing wind, in the buffeted foliage, in the discursive conversation.
  1. Incorrect negligence of such Associated Devices can be subject to significant data charges such as may result at any time.

PRIVACY

We will automatically collect information on weather, terrain, weight, height, coloration of skin, eyes, hair, usual mode of dress, ideology, physical activity (or lack thereof), and ideation. We may aggregate this information with historical data obtained from third parties in order to:

  • produce appropriate illusions
  • create sensory detail
  • pulse plausible torpidity
  • confer an aura and stickiness
  • sharpen distinctions within a certain range
  • alter figurative understandings
  • cause blisters
  • erase visible reminders of dissonance
  • provide this information to third parties.

By agreeing to this Service you agree to this policy.

OBJECTIONABLE MATERIALS

* Proppant

“Props” open fractures and allows gas / fluids to flow more freely to the well bore.

Sand [Sintered bauxite; zirconium oxide; ceramic beads]

* Acid

Cleans up perforation intervals of cement and drilling mud prior to fracturing fluid injection, and provides accessible path to formation.

Hydrochloric acid (HCl, 3% to 28%) or muriatic acid

* Breaker

Reduces the viscosity of the fluid in order to release proppant into fractures and enhance the recovery of the fracturing fluid.

Peroxydisulfates

* Bactericide / Biocide

Inhibits growth of organisms that could produce gases (particularly hydrogen sulfide) that could contaminate methane gas. Also prevents the growth of bacteria which can reduce the ability of the fluid to carry proppant into the fractures.

Gluteraldehyde;

2-Bromo-2-nitro-1,2-propanediol

* Buffer / pH Adjusting Agent

Adjusts and controls the pH of the fluid in order to maximize the effectiveness of other additives such as crosslinkers.

Sodium or potassium carbonate; acetic acid

* Clay Stabilizer / Control

Prevents swelling and migration of formation clays which could block pore spaces thereby reducing permeability.

Salts (e.g., tetramethyl ammonium chloride) [Potassium chloride]

* Corrosion Inhibitor

Reduces rust formation on steel tubing, well casings, tools, and tanks (used only in fracturing fluids that contain acid).

Methanol; ammonium bisulfate for Oxygen Scavengers

* Crosslinker

The fluid viscosity is increased using phosphate esters combined with metals. The metals are referred to as crosslinking agents. The increased fracturing fluid viscosity allows the fluid to carry more proppant into the fractures.

Potassium hydroxide; borate salts

* Friction Reducer

Allows fracture fluids to be injected at optimum rates and pressures by minimizing friction.

Sodium acrylate-acrylamide copolymer;

polyacrylamide (PAM); petroleum distillates

* Gelling Agent

Increases fracturing fluid viscosity, allowing the fluid to carry more proppant into the fractures.

Guar gum; petroleum distillate

* Iron Control

Prevents the precipitation of carbonates and sulfates (calcium carbonate, calcium sulfate, barium sulfate) which could plug off the formation.

Ammonium chloride; ethylene glycol; polyacrylate

* Solvent

Additive which is soluble in oil, water & acid-based treatment fluids which is used to control the wettability of contact surfaces or to prevent or break emulsions.

Various aromatic hydrocarbons

* Surfactant

Reduces fracturing fluid surface tension thereby aiding fluid recovery.

Methanol; isopropanol; ethoxylated alcohol

IMPORTANT SAFETY INFORMATION

In order to sustain your dogged endurance, amiability and docility, these objectionable materials will be inserted into the groundwater, which you may drink. A small percentage of people may be crushed by these policies, they may suffer insanity or death, they may suffer endlessly to the seventh generation. Parents should monitor their children’s use of the products offered for signs of symptoms.

You agree that your symptoms and your children’s symptoms contain proprietary information and material that is owned by us and solely licensed to you in forms that may be revoked at any time, without compensation. We may also impose news blackouts or data erasure on the use of these products in any case and without notice or liability. In terms of Being and Existence, you are granted no right or license in either language or ideation or introspection. THE USE OF AMIABILITY, DOCILITY AND DOGGED ENDURANCE IS A PATENTED ORGANISM EXCEPT FOR USE THROUGH THIS SERVICE, IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED AND INFRINGES ON THE INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY RIGHTS OF OTHERS AND MAY SUBJECT YOU TO CIVIL AND CRIMINAL PENALTIES, INCLUDING:

if you have $1

if you have $10

if you have $100

if you have $1000

if you have $10000

if you have $100000

if you have $1000000

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TERMINATION

If you fail, or we suspect that you have failed, or we expect you to fail shortly, to comply with any provisions in this Agreement, we (or voices which may emerge from the side) at our sole discretion, without any notice to you may:

  1. terminate this Agreement and/or your Account and you will remain liable for everything, including fibers, hairs, wrinkles, mortality.
  2. retrieve previously used amiability, docility and ecstasy from the flesh.
  3. retrieve seed pods, woven fabric, sticks and coloration, other ingredients of memory.
  4. anything.

We reserve the right to modify, suspend, discontinue or mutate this service (or any part or content inside or outside thereof)  at any time with or without notice to you, and we will not be liable or you or any third party party or his or her DNA.

DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTIES; LIABILITY LIMITATION

WE DO NOT GUARANTEE, REPRESENT OR WARRANT THAT YOUR USE OF THIS SERVICE WILL BE UNINTERRUPTED OR ERROR-FREE, AND YOU AGREE THAT FROM TIME TO TIME YOU MAY SUFFER EGREGIOUSLY AND WE MAY STILL CANCEL ANY SERVICE TO YOU REGARDLESS AT ANY TIME WITHOUT NOTICE TO YOU OR YOUR NEXT OF KIN. SORRY TOO BAD.

YOU EXPPRESSLY AGREE THAT YOUR USE OF, OR INABILITY TO USE AMIABILITY, DOCILITY, DOGGED ENDURANCE IS ALL ON YOU, IT’S AT YOUR SOLE RISK, AND IF NO ECSTASY ATTACHES TO INFINITY TO YOUR FOREHEAD, SORRY TOO BAD. YOU EXODOROUSLY AGREE IN EVERY WHINING FREQUENCY THAT ONLY THE CRUSHED DOGS CAN HEAR THAT THIS UNIVERSE OF SERVICES IS PROTRUDED TO YOU “AS IS” AND “WHATEVER” FOR YOUR USE, WITHOUT WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF HUMAN FITNESS, NOTHINGNESS, FLIMSY NONINFRINGEMENT.

IN NO CASE SHALL THE EAST LOS ANGELES DIRIGIBLE AIR TRANSPORT LINES, ITS DIRECTORS, OFFICERS, CAPTAINS, ROPE HANDLERS, COOKS, CASHIERS AND TICKET TAKERS, ITS EMPLOYEES, AFFILIATES, AGENTS, CONTRACTORS, LICENSORS BE LIABLE FOR ANY DIRECT, INDERECT, CRROKED, INCIDENTAL, PUNITIVE, SPECIAL, NORMAL, REGULAR, COOL, UGLY, FUCKED UP, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES ARISING FROM ANYTHING WE DID TO YOU, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, ELECTROCUTION, LOSS OF CHILDREN, LOSS OF PERSPECTIVE, DREAMLESSNESS, LACK OF IMAGINATION, LOSS OF FUCKABILITY, COARSEST BRUTALIZATION, DEGRADATION, SOIL EROSION.

WE DO NOT GUARANTEE TO BE FREE FROM LOSS OF ANYTHING ESPECIALLY LOSS OF CHARACTER OR ORDINARY HUMAN PERSONALITY, CORRUPTION, ATTACK, VIRUSES, INTERFERENCE, STATIC, HACKING OR OTHER SECURITY INTRUSION, PROTRUSION OF BODY PARTS, FECAL CONTAMINATION OF POULTRY PRODUCTS, THIS SERVICE PRODUCED IN A FACILITY ON EQUIPMENT THAT PROCESSES SOY, NUT, AND FISH PRODUCTS.

THIS MEANS THAT YOU CANNOT SUE OR RECOVER ANY DAMAGES FROM THE EAST LOS ANGELES AIR TRANSPORT LINES, ITS DIRECTORS, OFFICERS, CAPTAINS, ROPE HANDLERS, COOKS, CASHIERS AND TICKET TAKERS, ITS EMPLOYEES, AFFILIATES, AGENTS, CONTRACTORS, LICENSORS AND WHOEVER WE SAY, MF, AS A RESULT OF ITS DECISION TO REMOVE OR REFUSE TO PROCESS ANY INFORMATION OR CONTENT, TO WARN YOU, TO SUSPEND OR TERMINATE YOUR ACCESS TO THE DOGGED ENDURANCE SERVICE, OR TO TAKE ANY OTHER ACTION DURING THE INVESTIGATION OF A SUSPECTED VIOLATION OR AS A RESULT OF LIKE WHATEVER.

C. (SEE B. ABOVE)

D. REMEMBER,

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E. By clicking on and viewing this page you have agreed to our terms and conditions.

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