once we had racist neighbors not far from here, two brothers—they lived directly across the street from us (we knew they were racists as one had assured me proudly that he had told a “salt and pepper” couple that the house we later rented “had already been rented”)–and when my wife parked in front of their house, the more idiotic one ran out of his front door and screamed abuse at her for parking there; and when i went and knocked on their door shortly thereafter, it was the fatter more duplicitous bastard (who said he was building safety inspector for the city of pasadena) who answered the door, apologizing for his brother, he nonetheless added, “between you and me, my brother has a screw loose, so maybe your wife ought not to park here”—those brothers are like the u.s. and israel