“Is he eating stuff out of the trash?”
“He is dancing, and taking stuff out of the trash.”
“Is he drinking stuff out of the trash?”
“He is dancing, I told you, and drinking random things he finds in the trash.”
“That’s not good for you.”
“WARNING: Unreasonable obstruction of pedestrian traffic in this area by persons loitering, standing, sitting, or lying is prohibited and punishable as a misdemeanor.”
Guess who passed her driving test.