East L.A. Balloon Club Membership Application
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◊Burnt sienna ◊Dirt ◊Hope ◊ Jellyfish ◊Monday
◊ Chopsticks user ◊Fly fishing or lures ◊Peanut butter & jelly
◊Wanderer from Gran Bohemia ◊hydrogen peroxide ◊ okay now ◊ wiring
◊ sun worshipper ◊ etsy account ◊ manual typewriter
◊ cumin lamb ◊ physical fit ◊ olive green ◊2009, end of Automotive Era
Fax this to 1-800-DIRIGIBL or give to Sergio at the El Sereno ELADALT ticket counter.
How old were you when you had your first (metaphorical) experience with “balloons”?
What is your favorite color of like “bal1oons”?
What is your favorite movie about “balloons”?
What are the technical differentes between a “blimp,” a “zeppelin” and a “derigible”?
If you were in an emergency in a “balloon” at sea, which would be more practical—salt, a hand-held gas blower, or a flashlight?
What is your “history” of experience with lighter than air flight or travel?
Who do you know with some money?
Have you ever won the lottery?
Are you an uncomplaining sufferer?
Do you have a “balloon” tattoo?
How long can you hold your breath?
Have Wall Street & the banks destroyed your economy so you just want to flee the “earth” or at least the “ground”?